Your Monthly Marijuana Horoscopes
For September 2020!
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb.18)
Jupiter and Saturn are going direct in your area of life that represents dreams, evolution and healing. You’ve probably been spending a lot of time alone and reflecting. You will experience more clarity on your behaviors and attachments that have been holding you back. On the 9th, Mars is going retrograde in the area dealing with communication and your immediate surroundings. Frustrations with neighbors and learning can occur, so try to be patient in your communications with others.
Grandaddy Purple is a strain that sets the ideal mood for an extended nap or a night full of mystifying dreams.
Pisces (Feb. 19 – Mar. 20)
Jupiter and Saturn have been in retrograde in the part of your life that handles collaborating with others, friendships and long-term goals. You may have experienced challenges with your friend groups. When these planets go direct, by the end of the month you’ll feel better on how to proceed with your aspirations and networks. Mars is going retrograde in Aries on the 9th meaning hindrances with your income and how you value yourself will be affected. Save money and evaluate your approach to finances.
Sweet, fun, uplifting and long-lasting effects. It’s easy to see why Runtz is used for profound ideas and deep conversations with friends.
Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19)
Feelings of stagnation and uncertainty dealing with your career or purpose will dissolve by the end of the month because Jupiter and Saturn are coming out of retrograde. You will have a strong preference towards focusing on yourself including your physical appearance because Mars is going retrograde in your area that involves your personality and self-image. This is a good time to review any plans you have in regards to making any major changes to your appearance or starting something new.
GG4 (Gorilla Glue #4) combines pain relief, enhanced appetite and potency making it easy to focus on new beginnings and moving forward with courage, force and adventure.
Taurus (Apr. 20 – May 20)
Jupiter and Saturn are coming out of retrograde this month. These planets are going direct in your area of life that deal with travel, beliefs, and advanced learning. If you’ve been feeling stuck in expanding your view of the world, this month you’ll be feeling more energized for studying. Hidden fears may arise and a pattern of self-sabotage may occur while Mars is in retrograde in your area of life that represents dreams, solidarity and shadow self. Take caution when opening up to people you don’t know very well.
Try out Blue Dream for calmness and mood boosting. This is an essential strain to continue to persevere and stay productive.
Gemini (May 21 – Jun. 20)
Jupiter and Saturn are coming out of retrograde and going direct in your area of life that handles endings, shared resources and personal sacrifice. By the 29th, you should be feeling progress in how you are transforming. If you’ve been waiting on news about monetary funds, payouts or extra money, you should be getting your answer this month. You may be working towards your long-term goals, but Mars going retrograde on the 9th will bring a delay to the process. This is a good time to reassess your life goals and aspirations.
Your new favorite stain. It’s true that Wedding Cake is potent, but you’ll love having this everyday. It slows down the mental chatter and makes you feel happy and lively. Elevation vibes.
Cancer (Jun. 21 – Jul. 22)
Your one-to-one relationships will be less challenging because Jupiter and Saturn are coming out of retrograde in this part of your life. You will get some clarity on where your personal and business partnerships are headed and much pressure will be lifted. You will feel ready to push through in your career and purpose, but Mars going retrograde will put a halt to this. Re-evaluate your career goals and how others see you.
Gelato is your sweet, playful friend that heightens your awareness with the relaxation and focus you know need for maximum daily comfort.
Leo (Jul. 23 – Aug. 22)
Jupiter and Saturn will be going from retrograde to direct this month in the area of your life that deals with your daily routines and health. If you’ve been having trouble starting new habits and routines, this month will give you more energy to stick to it. Mars is going retrograde for almost two months in the area that handles the way you pursue knowledge, spirituality and culture. You’ll have a chance to evaluate your beliefs about the world during this time.
Relaxed alertness is the best way to describe GSC. A strain so effective you’ll put your full creative energy into everything you do.
Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sep. 22)
Happy birthday Virgo! Saturn and Jupiter have been in retrograde in your area of hobbies, romance and creativity since May. When these planets go direct this month, you’ll experience fewer false-starts and feel more energized to enjoy life and have fun. Anxieties and overthinking will dissipate by the end of the month and you’ll feel inspired to do the things that make you happy. When Mars goes retrograde on the 9th, there’ll be a lot of talks concerning shared resources and you may need to review the fine print on things that deal with receiving funds from outside sources.
Everytime you partake in Sour Diesel you’ll feel good and happy, but not so much that you’ll lose your composure. This strain is highly favored.
Libra (Sep. 23 – Oct. 22)
Saturn and Jupiter are coming out of retrograde and going direct this month in the part of your life that’s all about physical and emotional security and the past. You may have been experiencing big challenges in this area since May, but things will start to move ahead by the end of the month. On the 9th, Mars will go retrograde in the part of life that rules partnerships, contracts and the way you relate to others. Be harmonious when working through difficult issues with others during this time.
Purple Punch is a strain made for a good night rest and easing physical pain. Worry relief and tranquility. It takes away anxiety and replaces it with sweetness and euphoria.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)
For the last few months, you may have been experiencing obstacles in the areas of life that involve your immediate surroundings, situations that involve being logical and siblings or people in your neighborhood. Things will finally click for you and you’ll get out of your communication rut by the end of the month. Productivity will slow down this month when Mars goes retrograde in your day-to-day life and personal wellness. Be patient with yourself when trying to get things done and starting new health routines.
Make it loud. Everything about OG Kush is superb. Side effects include stress-relief, body relief and munchies.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)
Your planetary ruler, Jupiter is going direct along with Saturn this month meaning you’ll experience more flow when it comes to your income, material possessions and self-worth. You’ll have a better understanding of what you can count on when it comes to your security. Mars is going retrograde in your area of life that deals with creativity, having fun and romance. Frustrations can arise when things begin to slow down in this area.
Jack Herrer is a joyful strain because it’s smooth. It doesn’t weigh you down. It doesn’t put you to sleep. It just brings ease to to conversations and delight to life.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)
Your planetary ruler, Saturn is going direct along with Jupiter this month affecting your self-image and personality. Obstacles and doubts about where you may be headed in life will be removed by the end of the month and there will be more clarity about your life direction. You will feel more energized to take care of your physical body. On the 9th, Mars is going retrograde in your home and private life. Activities in this area will slow down and it’s a good time to focus more on the details on how you want to move forward in two months.
Sweet, playful, buzzy, heady. Sherbert is another strain that’ll give you the rewards of ambition, productivity and finesse.